Jon Mess Talks About Jonny's Scam

MEB: When did you first become aware of the alleged scamming? Has anything like this happened in the past to your knowledge?

Mess: The only thing I have really reflected on is how exciting it is to know someone who now has 20+ memes. I’ve always loved a well done meme, and the combination of actually knowing the person is just satirical gold. Honestly, a comedic gem I will forever cherish.

MEB: Have you spoken to Jonny since the accusations? If so, did he speak of them?

Mess: Jonny and I talk through Skype with the sound turned off. We have both been learning sign language recently and “mac book” is a sign neither of us know.

MEB: Do you think the events that are unfolding are an accurate depiction of Jonny Craig as a human being?

Mess: There is no accurate depiction of Jonny Craig that could ever be conceived.

MEB: How does this affect the band? Have you discussed the situation with the other members yet?

Mess: Some kids told me they won’t buy the record, this is unfortunate for everyone involved with the band, besides the band.

MEB: Based on some of the article comments that we have received, are you worried about the potential negative backlash at shows?

Mess: If you attempt to beat up Jonny Craig at a show on our tour, I will be in a secure and hidden location filming with an HD camcorder and a boom mic. I have also always dreamed of having a highly successful YouTube video.

MEB: We’ve received several personal accounts detailing Jonny’s drug use. Stories of him bringing people into the studio to score pills, and other such things. Has this always been going on? How ridiculous has it gotten?

Mess: I’m not gonna start telling tales because I think the real question people need to be asking is, does Jonny Craig have enough ridiculous stories that can be compiled to fill an entire movie or documentary, and would I watch it? The answer is yes, and it will cost $19.95.

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Not what you thought

People always don't seem like they person they really are. Its like they put on an act to impress you when really its only hurting the both of you. You'll soon start to enjoy being around this person for they way they try to act not for who they really are, thats why most of the time people hate it when they find out the truth. Plus no one likes liars. Its amazing how people are able to disguise themselves. They are usually refereed to as Catfish because of their appearance. Actual catfish have whiskers and a different face from all the other fish, but to people who can see past all the whiskers they are just another fish. Someone people can see past these lies while others end up falling victim to it. Whether it be a friend or boy/girl friend when it comes to Catfish the relationship between the two of you never lasts long. But people don't have to start out as Catfish, they can alway turn into one. Completely acting a different way and losing the person you once knew and replacing it for another. Sure they still act and think they are the same person but you know more than anyone that they have completely changed. Catfish isn't someone you want around cause if you cant trust them to be themselves around you how can you trust them with anything.

May 2011

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Born This Way

Everyone has been anxious since Lady GaGa announced her new album at the MTV VMA's. After only singing a little bit of her soon to be single Born This Way, everyones been dying to her the new GaGa. Early yesterday every radio station i turned on i found her new hit song Born This Way. It must have been played every other song cause it was on about every ten minutes. The song is very retro and is a not as dreadful sounding as Lady GaGa's The Fame. It should be the layout of what is expected from the rest of her album but who know's , when it comes to GaGa anything is possible. Weeks before the song was going to be played on the radio, people all over Twitter were begging GaGa to leak her album. Though there was no direct answer, you can find her album online after a while of searching. Lady GaGa will once again change Pop music as we know it and set high stakes for other artist's of her genre.

Day of Z

Warm weather is moving in and that can only mean one thing...Zombies are coming. It might sound crazy but its the least unexpected thing. Think about it, everyone seems to relate tragic accidents and scary events with terrible weather, when really it can happen anytime. Those of you who are zombie fanatics like i am have probably already read The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks. If you haven't then you most definitely should. People who are unaware of the dangers and Nonbelievers of the Zombie Apocalypse are usually the ones regretting their decisions. Even basic knowledge from Zombie Land the movie or Call Of Duty: World at War would help with combating the living dead. It is not unlikely that a disease or parasitic virus could take over the body shutting down every organ but leaving the brain stem active and dormant then reactivating it forcing your lifeless body to feed on the living. Of course everyone knows how to kill the zombies, shooting them in the brain. But people forget that they feel no pain and lighting them on fire only causes flaming zombies. Obviously safety is the number one priority so you would need to go to a safe location. Not only does it have to be safe but it has to have access to food. Food stores are a good source of food but not a good source for weapons or shelter as windows are usually everywhere. A mega store like Costco, BJ's, or even Wal*mart are the best places to go. But if your not already there, how are you going to get there. Best way traveled is by car, and not just any old car but a Jeep. Jeep's have the best protection and are able to travel at a fast speed also conquering any terrain in its path. There is a science when it comes to the Apocalypse, you cant run in there head first an act like you know what your doing. It doesn't end with books and movies, AMC has released its new series The Walking Dead. Based off the graphic novel, it shows exactly what can happen during a Zombie Apocalypse and how to make a living through it. But the shows first season only lasted 6 episodes and is said not to air again until Fall 2011. People need to start preparing for this or else if something does happen by 12/21/12 and zombies do come, people are fucked.